Ploishing (3.5e Spell)

''I pressed up against the wall and now I fell through the world's geometry. Ah great, did anyone playtested reality?''

Developed by the strange wizard Eoko Hulure, this spell causes reality to stop recognizing you as a solid physical object, causing you to immediately fall through the ground as gravity takes effect. Unless the creature is able to fly without wings, they will continue to fall for 1 round/level until the spell ends and they are shunted back to their original point in space, taking 1d6 points of damage/two caster levels. Alternatively, it can be used in a beneficial manner with no risk of damage and effectively teleporting the creature up to 300 ft for every round they remain ploishing (up to its duration). It is a slow form of teleportation, as they must spend the time falling before they are shunted to their destination.

A creature which can fly without wings does not fall if they want to, and is effectively immune to this spell.

This spell can be prepared in a slot one level higher. In this case, the duration expands to 10 minutes/level. It takes about 42 minutes to pass through an Earth-sized planet to the other side.

If prepared in a slot two levels higher, you can ploish out of the universe. This allows you to duplicate the plane traveling method of shadow walk, with the same time and accuracy needed. When used to travel planes the duration of the spell is the 1d4 hours it takes to plane shift.