User:Luigifan18/Agebreaker (3.5e Spell)

Tell me to "respect my elders" one'' more time. I dare you.''

Supposedly invented by a half-orc wizard who was sick and tired of elven colleagues insisting that they were superior to him, this bizarre spell does 1 point of damage to its target for every 2 years that it has lived. Needless to say, it has a penchant for brutally overkilling elves and dragons. Humans and orcs, not so much.