Horatian Shades (3.5e Equipment)

Horatian Shades
Appearing as a sweet pair of shades that take up the face slot, if they are donned while in the midst of making a witty comment a supernatural "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" rips through the air, because you're just that good. If used while making a Perform (Comedy), Perform (Oratory), or related check, you gain a +5 bonus to your roll. Being shades, you also gain a +2 bonus against effects related to bright light.

Strangely, the shades may be summoned to your hand as a free mental action even if the shades are buried in your pocket. Such is the mystery of the shades.

Faint illusion; CL 5th; Craft Wondrous Item, ghost sound; Price Cost::900 gp.