User:Havvy/IRC

: on slippery surfaces, you can use it on a flat surface : have the wizard grease the floor, the bard slides in on his shield, rocking a badass lute solo : Suddenly, with his awesome performance, all the goblins are fascinated, and the rogue slips in and steals all their women... er, gold : no one wants goblin women : Especially not goblins

: you certainly never hear goblins saying "I'm gonna head home from trying to kill myself through poor tactics so I can spend time with my wife" : That's because saying that would be better tactics than not saying it. : and this explains the high frequency of goblin patrols : "Seriously dude, I've got like 30 kids. Every time I go home, she rapes me." : Why are you married to her? : "Because I love it. God, I love it." : "The dowery was excellent. Also, her father wanted her out of the house and threatened to kill me."

: "I'm full of candy, gold and porno, come closer." The treasure chest said, beckoning with a pseudopod

: Creatures can leak out of the positive energy plane. : Everything else does, after all. : I imagine the positive energy plane to be a white hole. <Havvy>: But also weaker than the negative energy plane. <Havvy>: Tautologically weaker than the negative energy plane at that. <Havvy>: If the positive energy plane was stronger, time would reverse, and the positive energy plane would become the negative energy plane. <Havvy>: If they were equal, there would be no time.

2:03 44	<MisterSinister>: Havvy: "You are my god!"