Bacon Elemental (3.5e Monster)

"Dammit John, I told you that was too much bacon for anyone to handle!"

Other sizes

 * Medium (CR 5)
 * Large (CR 7)

Description
''Ahead of you is what looks like something both repulsive and yet somehow delicious. A massive pile of sizzling bacon slides across the ground towards you taking the form of a humanoid. The smell that makes breakfast so wonderful fills your nose and you can't resist the urge to help yourself...''

A bacon elemental is a pile of bacon that has become animated with an elemental spirit. Often this happens when specialty chefs power their stoves with a fire elemental and make the fatal decision to fry up a couple hundred pounds of bacon. Some food scholars believe this is utter hogwash and that the true origin of the bacon elemental comes from an elemental plane of bacon.

Whatever their origin, they are very frustrating foes to face. They slide around the battlefield spreading flammable grease everywhere. Any opponent that attacks them is at risk of getting greasy fingers. All around, things become dangerously comical when a bacon elemental enters the fray.