User:DanielDraco

I am an admin on this wiki, so feel free to contact me with any wiki problems. I also try to be a helpful guy in general, so contact me with whatever other problems too, if you'd like.

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As Contributor

 * Dream (3.5e Cleric Domain) by ThunderGod Cid

Works in progress
Unseen (3.5e Prestige Class) / old

Daunting Assailant (3.5e Class) / old

Artifice Adept (3.5e Prestige Class) / old

Somnoccultist (3.5e Class) / old

Negative Energy Revamp (3.5e Variant Rule) / old

Sonic Mage (3.5e Prestige Class) / old

Sublime Incarnate (3.5e Prestige Class) / old

Mystic Leech (3.5e Monster)

Evil Clown (3.5e Class) / old

Mystic Knight (3.5e Class)

Miscellaneous
Random Character Concept Generator - picks two random classes from all viable WotC 3e base classes and a few classes on the wiki

WotC Failures - classes that WotC made and are viable concepts, but didn't work out

Character Sheets
Gred - Eternal Night

Ivan - Eternal Night

Dalen - Faltharis

K'zekti - Legacy of Darkness

Nit - Animerron

Wobaita - Broken Planet

Dob - Eternal Night

Wisixu - Eternal Night

Squish - Haven

Varbolna - Legacy of Darkness

Giavi - The Mourners

Bregen - World of Lore

Phineas - World of Lore

Taewo - Reclaimed

Tik - Ancestry

Ktenkath - Divine Quest

Glevend - Divine Quest (cohort)

Clang - World of Ruin

Dorian - Sky Pirates

Aarnott

 * Aarnott: I KNEW IT. TK stands for "The King". TK is from Britain. Therefore, he is Prince William: The next in line to be king. QED
 * Aarnott: The squared part refers to the inbreeding.

Bunkie (Bunnie)

 * Bunnie: I has a wiener now
 * Bunnie: DD, you make my penis hard.
 * Bunnie: I have penis butter filling
 * Bunnie: peanut


 * Bunkie: Lol omg. I just told Gan we had a poop party. I meant 'pool party'

Thundergod Cid

 * BGCid stops beating off to images of a donkey

Eiji-kun (Eiji)

 * Eiji: Eiji is the terror which faps in the night.
 * Eiji: FLAPS FLAPS!!!

G---\\

 * G---\\: i made my brother eat a sock filled with raw hamburger meat

Ganteka Future (Ganteka)

 * Ganteka: I appear to be the straight man in this comedy routine somehow
 * Ganteka: I have cactus-like reflexes
 * Ganteka: The Present: Inspired by the future of the past.

GoldDragon

 * GoldDragon: dammit TK, you really bring out the gay in me.

Leziad (Lord Dhazriel)

 * Lord_Dhazriel: it why Charsima is no longer considered physical attractiveness
 * Lord_Dhazriel: because having big boobs shouldn't make your spells more difficult to resist

LordSalazar666 (Salazar666)

 * Salazar666: oh fuck off, If you can't handle the heat, don't stick your penis in a fire elemental

Lothar

 * Lothar: now remember everyone eat your vaggies!

Portiapendragon

 * Portiapendragon: Now, now. Violence is not the answer.
 * Portiapendragon: Violence is the question. Yes is the answer.

Risek

 * <span id="Risek_1">Risek: Actually, the last time I kissed a guy I felt pretty gay..

Silver Tongue

 * <span id="Silver_Tonge_1">Silver_Tongue: I have something of a penis.

Spanambula

 * <span id="Spanambula_1">Spanambula: When I woke up this morning, I did not expect to factor in the exploding penises.

SteelOrochu

 * <span id="SteelOrochu_1">SteelOrochu: i have an unexplained urge to hump spans leg
 * <span id="SteelOrochu_2">SteelOrochu: I SAID PENIS BITCH
 * SteelOrochu: PENIS PENIS PENIS


 * <span id="SteelOrochu_3">SteelOrochu: im bored enough i could choke a kitten right now

Sulacu

 * <span id="Sulacu_1">Sulacu: You fat, swollen stump of an inbred pygmea fuckchat
 * <span id="Sulacu_2">Sulacu: I AM A SHARK. I AM A SHARK. FELLATE ME, FOR VERILY I AM A SHARK
 * <span id="Sulacu_3">Sulacu: Xuan's mind is all like 'brb, epiphany'
 * <span id="Sulacu_4">Sulacu: My ego is nursing a semi now
 * <span id="Sulacu_5">Sulacu: Argh, again, the great pulsating wang of life shoots a fat, boiling wad of reality on my face.

TK-Squared

 * <span id="TK-Squared_1">TK-Squared: That's it.
 * TK-Squared: kicking time.
 * *** TK-Squared was kicked by TK-Squared (INSOLENCE IS NOT PERMITTED)


 * <span id="TK-Squared_2">TK-Squared: I AM GOING TO INFILTRATE EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR MIBBIT LIFE, HAVVY, WITH BRO.
 * <span id="TK-Squared_3">TK-Squared: Someone
 * TK-Squared: weigh your cock
 * TK-Sqaured: FOR SCIENCE

Undead_Knave

 * <span id="Undead_Knave_1">Undead_Knave: Analogies are not like sandwiches in that I'm making one now.

Multiple

 * <span id="Various_1">TK-Squared: Span taps two forests and plays http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/6/6c/m0033.jpg
 * Sulacu: Hm. I ttly want to <╝ that


 * <span id="Various_2">Valentine_the_R: Why
 * Valentine_the_R: Are
 * Valentine_the_R: Some
 * Valentine_the_R: People
 * Valentine_the_R: So
 * Valentine_the_R: Re
 * Valentine_the_R: Tar
 * Valentine_the_R: Ted
 * TK-Squared: Retarded, dumbfuck.


 * <span id="Various_3">Bunnie: Because Bunnie answers to NO ONE
 * Daniel_Draco: hey Bun?
 * Bunnie: Hey DD
 * Daniel_Draco: you just answered to me
 * Bunnie: ...
 * Bunnie: Fuck you DD


 * <span id="Various_4">I99_3_181_66: Let's just stop fighting for a minute.
 * TK-Squared: Fight would imply you have a chance.


 * <span id="Various_5">I99_3_181_66: At least my mom wasn't in crack whore magazine, TK.
 * TK-Squared: They have a magazine about Crack Whores?
 * TK-Squared: Holy shit, that's awesome!


 * <span id="Various_6">I99_3_181_66: I'm above this I'm above this. Shout up you cock sucking thnder cunt.
 * Surgo: best quote ever
 * Surgo: "I'm above this...wait I'm not"
 * TK-Squared: I shall shout up!


 * <span id="Various_7">TK-Squared: INCEST IS BAD, MOTHERFUCKER.
 * I99_3_181_66: You keep talking 'bout insest, TK.
 * TK-Squared: Dude, I spelt it right for you.
 * TK-Squared: How do you spell it wrong?


 * <span id="Various_8">I99_3_181_66: No. I have no family issues. You on the other hand... I'm not so sure.
 * TK-Squared: Of course you're not sure.
 * TK-Squared: You don't know my family.
 * TK-Squared: Dumbass.


 * <span id="Various_9">I99_3_181_66: You're a sick fuck, you know that?
 * TK-Squared: You're like captain obvious on steroids.


 * <span id="Various_10">I99_3_181_66: I have an IQ of 210.
 * TK-Squared: You got a 0 on your 21.


 * <span id="Various_11">I99_3_181_66: I'm sorry.
 * I99_3_181_66: That you're a BTARD!
 * TK-Squared: Is that like Bastard with the as?
 * I99_3_181_66: I'm insulting up. and if you're to slow to get that, you shouldn't be on the computer with out perental supervison.
 * TK-Squared: You're insulting up?
 * TK-Squared: Is it like... A ladder?
 * TK-Squared: Was "Btard" the next level?


 * <span id="Various_12">GarfieldofBorg: Good riddence that TK is gone.
 * TK-Squared: Hi


 * <span id="Various_13">TK-Squared: Daniel.
 * Daniel_Draco: yes?
 * TK-Squared: My one true love.
 * Daniel_Draco: ...
 * TK-Squared: Let us elope.
 * Daniel_Draco: o.o


 * <span id="Various_14">ElderBiniChild: dude what is there not to like about a monk?
 * TK-Squared: What is there to like?
 * TK-Squared: Multiple Ability Dependacies?
 * TK-Squared: Lack of proficincy in unarmed attacks?
 * TK-Squared: Dependancies on magic items like no other?
 * TK-Squared: A medium attack bonus for a melee class?
 * TK-Squared: d8 HD?
 * TK-Squared: Subpar damage?
 * TK-Squared: Maybe... Maybe... The ability to not wear armour?
 * *** ElderBiniChild [~7f000001@tundra] has quit [Quit: CGI:IRC]
 * TK-Squared: the truth is always hard.


 * <span id="Various_15">A_Mysterious_Cl: And you assume that I have a desire for sex. You are incorrect.
 * TK-Squared: Because you're fat.
 * A_Mysterious_Cl: Irrelevant.
 * TK-Squared: Butterball.
 * TK-Squared: It's not really a lack of desire for sex, it's more the fact that no-one WANTS to have sex with you. amrite or amirite?
 * TK-Squared: OR IS THAT IRRELEVANT?
 * A_Mysterious_Cl: No, TK, you are quite wrong.
 * A_Mysterious_Cl: I have had a girlfriend once. Broke my heart to have to break up with her.
 * TK-Squared: "Griflriend".
 * TK-Squared: Do you mean
 * TK-Squared: a real doll?
 * TK-Squared: Did she break under your MOUNTAINOUS WEIGHT?
 * A_Mysterious_Cl: No, a living breathing human being with thoughts and feelings of her own. And your assumption makes no sense. Why in hell would I sit on her?


 * <span id="Various_16">Dragon_Child: Who the hell sends their first email to a class that you've never talked to yet with the subject: <From the desk of (teacher name)>
 * Daniel_Draco: (teacher name) does
 * TK-Squared: (teacher nmae) does.
 * Dragon_Child: Go fuck yourselves


 * <span id="Various_17">Ganteka: 4 is a manly number
 * Ganteka: 8 is totally girly
 * Daniel_Draco: Yup. 4 has a hole and a shaft, and 8 has two holes.
 * Ehsteve: then what the fuck is 9?
 * Daniel_Draco: a guy with a curved wang
 * Ehsteve: what about 6?
 * Daniel Draco: same guy facing the other way
 * Ehsteve: what about 69?
 * *** Lord_Dhazriel [~7f000001@tundra] has joined #tavern
 * Ehsteve: GAY!
 * Daniel_Draco: gay
 * Lord_Dhazriel: back<
 * Ehsteve: wow
 * Lord_Dhazriel: ...


 * <span id="Various_18">Sulacu: I don't really have anything to say to the guy.
 * Sulacu: The one post I made on the subject got me the boot, so that has given me more than enough clarity on the matter
 * Dragon_Child: Alec- You just have gestures, right?
 * Sulacu: Gestures, DC?
 * Dragon_Child: As in, a finger.
 * Dragon_Child: Or possibly an ass.
 * Dragon_Child: Mooning is underrated
 * Sulacu: I have those, yes
 * Sulacu: But those are reserved for use against better people.
 * Sulacu: Than GD, that is
 * Daniel Draco: he's not worthy of viewing your superior ass?
 * Sulacu: Why would I show my ass to a guy that banned me?
 * Sulacu: You know what happens anyway when you show your ass to a dick.
 * Sulacu: It can be painful.


 * <span id="Various_19">Bunkie: I am looking on the sex offenders website...
 * Ganteka: looking for dates?


 * <span id="Various_20">TK-Squared: Time to play M:TW
 * *** Jared joined #dnd
 * DanielDraco: Mothers: The Wankening?
 * TK-Squared: Hot.
 * Jared: O_O


 * <span id="Various_21">Surgo: aha, a sidebar that explains what a "tank" is
 * TK-Squared: What is a tank?
 * DanielDraco: a large receptacle, container, or structure for holding a liquid or gas
 * TK-Squared: No, it's a military vehicle.
 * TK-Squared: dumbass.
 * TK-Squared: Words don't have multiple meanings.
 * DanielDraco: That's a humvee, idiot.
 * TK-Squared: When you get blown up by a Humvee's cannon, call me.
 * Cidolfas: A military vehicle with a co-axial turret, treads, and a large cannon
 * DanielDraco: Official literature is not capable of blowing things up.
 * TK-Squared: Cannon, not canon.
 * DanielDraco: Words don't have the same sounds but different meanings.
 * DanielDraco: Or spellings.
 * TK-Squared: Don't bring homonyms into this.
 * TK-Squared: or the lack thereof.
 * DanielDraco: Don't call me a homonym!
 * TK-Squared: That's what she said.
 * DanielDraco: To your mother.
 * TK-Squared: In the butt.
 * DanielDraco: Last night.
 * TK-Squared: In bed.
 * DanielDraco: While you watch.
 * TK-Squared: The Fresh Prince.
 * DanielDraco: On TiVo.
 * TK-Squared: With a cat.
 * DanielDraco: On your lap.
 * TK-Squared: Purring.
 * DanielDraco: Sexually.
 * TK-Squared: With your father.
 * DanielDraco: Purring.
 * TK-Squared: Sexually.
 * DanielDraco: At Will Smith.
 * TK-Squared: True facts.


 * <span id="Various_22">*** Novaform joined #dnd
 * Aarnott: Wait -- if they are ponies, then I was right about the phallus.
 * Novaform: Sorry 'bout the wait.
 * Novaform: What... Did I just walk into...

Contact
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