User:Eiji-kun/Tribute

After the long night experienced by our tireless moderators, we on the wiki thought it only fitting to give credit where credit is due. As such, we the People of DnD-Wiki give thanks to Eiji for his vigilance...

There is a well peopled Wiki With members from L. A. to Poughkeepsie Their standards are high And 'though arguments fly It was 'cause the folks were all geeky.

There was then a great calamity Spambots declared their enmity They posted all night Filling the site With their pers’nal brand of aggressivity.

"I think not!" said the man made of plush Who told all the spam bots to shush He banned their IPs, reverted their cheese, and turned all their spamming to mush.

And busted a funky groove The spambots were struck For they were all schmucks, His superiority Eiji-kun proved.

They fought 'til but one remained: Eiji the Spammerbane When the dust had cleared The whole wiki cheered Long may Eiji the Spammerbane reign!