Talk:Decanter of Endless Kittens (3.5e Equipment)

Kitten stats?
Are the kittens Cats, or are they attackless and defenseless CR0 balls of fluff? If the former, do they get or provoke AoOs if they fly past people after being geysered? Vebyast 22:44, October 17, 2010 (UTC)


 * Of course they are a type of cat. They have pointy toes and everything. --Foxwarrior 22:52, October 17, 2010 (UTC)


 * D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... -- Eiji Hyrule 11:14, October 18, 2010 (UTC)


 * KITTIES! So cute! Let's see how many of these things I can buy...--Fear the Takashi Legend-Ruins, lowly mortal. 14:49, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * Do you ever have players who ask those irritating questions? "How can we run into so many Kobolds in this sterile underground cave system?" After wiping out the largest encampment they came across they found one of these decanters among the Shaman's possessions. That shut them up. Tunganation 19:42, 29 November 2011 (UTC)
 * I'm proud to say that the Decanter of Endless Kittens does for food, cleave targets, and 1400' bombing runs what the Decanter of Endless Water does for thirst, irrigation, and interplanetary fish tanks. --Foxwarrior 21:23, 29 November 2011 (UTC)
 * I thought creatures without reach couldn't make attacks of oppritunity. Am I wrong? The Dire Reverend 07:33, 29 August 2012 (UTC)


 * You are correct. You must threaten to have an AoO.  Their threatened area is 0ft.  They cannot threaten.  Now, give them lances and... -- Eiji-kun 07:35, 29 August 2012 (UTC)
 * No, a creature with a reach of 0 feet still threatens the space it's in. --Luigifan18 (talk) 04:06, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

Kitten of Endless Decanters
You have inspired me to create a cat that's main attack would be shooting decanters. Unfortunately, when it decides to use it's geyser setting it automatically gets Knocked down. Maybe it could even be an improved familiar. The Dire Reverend 08:24, 30 November 2011 (UTC)