Shanks for the Memories (3.5e Maneuver)

''With a sharp word and a sharper blade, you go right for where it hurts in revenge! Yowch!''

Immediately after being attacked, you attack right back in retaliation. If your attack hits and deals damage, the opponent becomes flat-footed until his next turn. Allies that threaten your attacker get attacks of opportunity against him.

Special: If used against a female of the Humanoid or Giant subtype, you may choose to change this maneuver to Thanks for the Mammaries. You may make an unarmed melee strike (which may be done with a part of your body other than your hands if both are occupied) which is resolved as a touch attack. If it hits, you heal 1d8 damage for every ally that threatens your attacker (maximum 6d8). Dangers involved include risking further enraging the female, becoming the center of your friends’ jokes and gaining a bad reputation.