Axe of the Dinosaurs (4e Equipment)

Axe of the Dinosaurs
This is mostly a test run for 4e artifacts. The axe of the dinosaurs is mostly for comedy anyway, and doesn't have any large changes between concordance.

The Axe of the Dinosaurs is an ancient artifact that comes from the age of Dinosuars. Closely linked with Dragons, the Axe of Dinosaurs insists upon it's wielder to take up the cause of the Dragons and to resurrect the ancient dinosaurs of legend.

Whenever you attack from hiding, the creature always has an urge to say "Clever Girl".

Goals of the Axe of the Dinosaurs

 * To ressurect the ancient Dinosaurs
 * To work with the dragons, the descendants of the Dinosaurs
 * To punish the Fire and Earth elementals, for killing the Dinosaurs.
 * To eat Pie. No seriously, the Axe has a mouth on one end, and a tail on the other, and the pie goes in and comes out, and it really, really likes pie. But only certain pie.

Roleplaying the Axe of the Dinosaurs
The Axe of the Dinosaurs starts of communicating its will through growls and roars, which only the wielder can here, urging for Pie and the death of elementals. Later, as the concordance grows, other players can here faint noises on the edge of their mind, like roars, trampling feet of stampedes, and the scurry and succesfive cries of a mother's eggs be stolen. Later on, the Axe of the Dinosaurs shows its true personality to the character first: beastial and primitive, it lives only for killing fire and earth elementals, eating pie, and taking to hot dragons for missions.

Pleased (16-20)
"Rawr, I like PIE!" You have given the Dinosaur within much pie, and it is very grateful

Satisfied (12-15)
"Earth and Fire shall never survive, three times be damned the Balance of Nature"

Normal (5-11)
"A little more Pie, Death and Destrucion, and Dragons might not hurt. I could so live with that."

Unsatisfied (1-4)
"The Pie is not with us! Not even the 3.14! How do we do this without finding the circumfrence?"

Angered (0 or lower)
"I CAN HEAR THE DINOSAUR ROAR<AND I KNOW IT WANTS TO EAT MY BABIES"

Creation
The Axe of the Dinosaurs is Jurrasic park themed. "The act of drawing the Axe of the Dinosaurs kills 1d4 random lawyers somewhere who are in the loo" Credits to Ghostwheel

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