Pets Roll All the Dices (3.5e Variant Rule)

This variant rule is designed to allow players to roleplay better and rid the game of pesky metagaming. It also frees the GM totally busy schedule... and it entertain kitty. It is a revolution for rollplaying. No longer shall you need to walk the pet during your sessions of DnD, the pet can play with YOU!

WARNING: Using this variant may result in bites and scratches from an annoyed pet, I take no responsibility if such things happen.

Pets Roll All the Dices

 * TOTALLY IMPORTANT!: You need to own a pet, preferably a little mouse or hamster, but a cat is fine too. Dogs are not recommended as they will probably eat the dice, it will take a while to get the result, and I can guarantee it will be crap.
 * How it Done: Whenever you need to roll something, throw (or handle) the dice at your pet. Allow him to play for 5 seconds with the dice, then take it away from him. Read the dice, it's the result!
 * Metal Dices not Recommended: It could hurt kitty you cold hearted bastard, if you get your hand on fluffy dice however, more power to you.