Crave Misteak (3.5e Maneuver)

In Truespeech, you give a retort to your enemy, telling them it was all useless, but their attack was a tasty attempt nonetheless.

When an enemy attacks you, you can make an attack roll. If your attack roll is higher than your opponent’s attack roll, you parry their attack and receive two free attacks against your opponent at a -2 penalty. For every 5 points of damage you deal, you gain 1 temporary hit point that lasts until the end of the encounter.