Pun Fursonified (3.5e Maneuver)

''Animals have humour too, y’know. It says so in all those fancy lil’ fables me mum used ta tell me. I liked them fables, y’know. Had quite a number of foxy ladies in it, though also a big number of bitches. The great many chicks made up for it though! But there was also this huuuuuge… rooster.''

Choose before you roll what kind of effect you wish to accomplish: a bonus to either your Str, Dex, Con or AC. Make a Truespeak check. If you chose Str, Dex or Con, you gain a +2 bonus if your check result is higher than 15. This bonus increases to +4 if your check result is higher than 25 and it increases to +6 if your check result is higher than 35. If you chose your AC, you gain a +1 natural armor bonus to your AC if your result is 15. This bonus increases by +1 for every 5 points your check is higher than 15 (+2 at 20, +3 at 25, etc) for a maximum of +5. Also, no matter the effect you chose, you grow a small amount of fur on your body (the color and pattern of which tends to be the same as that of an animal known for the quality of the effect you chose). This effect lasts for one round.