View source for Baby Flail (3.5e Equipment)

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{{ambiguous|term=Flail}}
{{author
|author_name=Eiji-kun
|date_created=2-1-15
|status=The Aristocrats!
}}
{{3.5e Magic Item
|name=Baby Flail
|aura=Moderate Necromancy and Overwhelming Evil
|cl=7th
|price=8000 gp
|bslot=Held
|act=--
|weight=10 lb. plus baby (usually 7 lbs.)
|summary=Who would put a baby on a chain and swing it around like a weapon?!  You sick monsters!!!
}}

A weapon clearly designed for the most vile of vile beings, this ''+1 heavy flail'' has no normal flail head but instead a spiky hollowed-out harness suitable for an average humanoid baby.  Once secured, the baby is unable to die and cannot be harmed permanently.  Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to abate the pain of high-speed blunt impact.  Truly the weapon of sadists.

Non-evil creatures who see the weapon must make a DC 16 [[Will]] save or become [[SRD:Sickened|sickened]] as long as they can see or hear it, while good creatures must make two saves.  Failing both saves renders them [[SRD:Nauseated|nauseated]] for 1d3 rounds and [[SRD:Sickened|sickened]] for the remaining duration.

Equipped babies have a habit of vocalizing loudly, causing a &minus;4 penalty on [[SRD:Listen Skill|Listen]] checks in 60 ft and forcing a 20% spell failure chance on any spells with vocal components cast in the area.  It also is treated as a Thundering weapon (which stacks with any actual Thundering enhancement placed on the flail).

Good-aligned paladins in particular have a supernatural aversion to this weapon and those who wield it, causing a &minus;4 penalty on [[SRD:Attack Roll|attack rolls]] (typically caused by trying to avoid hitting the baby).

*Prereqs: [[SRD:Craft Magic Arms and Armor|Craft Magic Arms and Armor]], ''delay death''<sup>[[Publication:Spell Compendium|SpC]]</sup>, must have a sick sense of humor.
*Cost to Create: 4,000 gp, 320 XP, 8 Days.


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Author	Eiji-kun +
Body Slot	Held +
Cost	8000 gp +
Identifier	3.5e Equipment +
Rated By	Sulacu + and Luigifan18 +
Rating	Rating Pending +
Summary	Who would put a baby on a chain and swing it around like a weapon?! You sick monsters!!! +
Title	Baby Flail +