Cock Fighting (3.5e Feat)

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Cock Fighting [Combat] Rock out with your cock out. Benefits: This is a combat feat that scales with your Base Attack Bonus.

+0: Cockspace - As a free action, you can pull a rubber cock out of your pants. You can only have one cock out at a time; you're not a mega-cock-monster.
+1: Cock Dueling – You may wield a cock as a club, dealing damage appropriate for your size (1d6 for a Medium wielder). These cocks have a flat enhancement bonus equal to one third your BAB.
+6: Cock Hunter – By taking a standard action when you are wielding a cock, you can strike at an opponent’s cock. This is predictably extremely painful and demoralizing, and an automatic critical hit if you successfully strike the opponent.
+11: You have good reason to be cocky. When wielded as weapons, your cocks now gain the flaming burst enhancement and deal x3 damage on critical hits.
+16: When holding a cock, you may squeeze it to unleash the gaze of a cockatrice as a standard action, forcing a single creature within 30 feet of you to make a Fortitude save (DC 10 + your BAB) or be petrified as though by flesh to stone.

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