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I am an admin on this wiki, so feel free to contact me with any wiki problems. I also try to be a helpful guy in general, so contact me with whatever other problems too, if you'd like.
 
I am an admin on this wiki, so feel free to contact me with any wiki problems. I also try to be a helpful guy in general, so contact me with whatever other problems too, if you'd like.
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However, I don't hang around here much any more, so you should probably check the bottom of the page if you want to get in touch.
  
 
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To contact me outside the wiki, use one of the following methods (in descending order of preference):
 
To contact me outside the wiki, use one of the following methods (in descending order of preference):
  
'''steam:''' malnormalulo<br />
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'''twitter:''' @malnormalulo<br />
'''aim:''' doran draco<br />
 
'''yim:''' doran.draco<br />
 
'''gtalk:''' dorandraco<br />
 
'''msn:''' [email protected]<br />
 
 
'''email:''' [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]]<br />
 
'''email:''' [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]]<br />
'''skype:''' malnormalulo
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'''facebook:''' I'm on there, and if I know you personally from here I'll probably give you the link if you ask for it through some other channel

Revision as of 00:42, 7 September 2016

I am an admin on this wiki, so feel free to contact me with any wiki problems. I also try to be a helpful guy in general, so contact me with whatever other problems too, if you'd like.

However, I don't hang around here much any more, so you should probably check the bottom of the page if you want to get in touch.

My Articles

You may consider any material for which I am listed as the sole author to be licensed under CC-BY 3.0 Unported, rather than the default CC-BY-SA. Essentially this means that you are much freer in choosing what license to use for your own derivative works.

Name Type Balance Date Created
Arcing Weapon Enhancement &2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Banhammer Magic Weapon &2008-07-12July 12, 2008
Bear-chucks Weapon &2009-01-03January 3, 2009
Boots of the Swift Step Wondrous Item &2008-07-10July 10, 2008
Clinically Depressed Robot Flaw &2008-04-01April 1, 2008
Coin of Mortality Cursed Item &2007-10-15October 15, 2007
Dark Arcana Invocation &4VH &2007-11-10November 10, 2007
Detect Disease Spell &1L &2007-07-04July 10, 2007
Dihiryn Race &2007-04-30April 30, 2007
Dust of Magic Finding Wondrous Item &2007-07-13July 13, 2007
Eidolon Aspirant Prestige Class ??? &2009-06-05June 5, 2009
Elsebane Weapon Enhancement &2012-08-23August 23, 2012
Enduring Weapon Enhancement &2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Fell Archery Invocation ??? &2007-11-10November 10, 2007
Fell Warrior Prestige Class ??? &2007-11-09November 9, 2007
Force Blast Invocation &2M &2008-02-03February 3, 2008
Full of Surprises Feat &3H &2008-06-19June 19, 2008
Gentleman Explorer Base Class &3H &2012-08-17August 17, 2012
Gravitist Prestige Class &4VH &2007-06-08June 8, 2007
Greater Manyspell Storing Weapon Enhancement &2007-12-11December 11, 2007
Source-Limited Bonuses Variant Rule &2012-10-28October 28, 2012
Greater Spell Heightening Weapon Enhancement &2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Greater Spellcatching Weapon Enhancement &2008-05-10May 10, 2008
Hellscorched Spell Feat &3H &2008-12-06December 6, 2008
Improved Whip Proficiency Feat &2M &2008-06-30June 30, 2008
Improved Spell Heightening Weapon Enhancement &2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Least Spell Heightening Weapon Enhancement &2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Lesser Spell Heightening Weapon Enhancement &2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Magician Feat ??? &2009-06-16June 16, 2009
Mystic Revenant Template &2007-11-30November 30, 2007
Quadrimurfractiphobia Flaw &2008-03-17March 17, 2008
Rhodotauric Elixir Wondrous Item &2008-11-27November 27, 2008
Soul Collector Prestige Class ??? &2007-05-08May 8, 2007
Spell Empowering Weapon Enhancement &2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Spell Extending Weapon Enhancement &2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Spell Maximizing Weapon Enhancement &2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Spellcatching Weapon Enhancement &2007-12-11December 11, 2007
Unarmed Mind Blade Feat &1L &2008-04-30April 30, 2008
Wastecrawler Race &2008-06-02June 2, 2008
Weapon Fineness Feat &3H &2011-08-14August 14, 2011

As Contributor

Works in progress

Unseen (3.5e Prestige Class) / old
Daunting Assailant (3.5e Class) / old
Artifice Adept (3.5e Prestige Class) / old
Somnoccultist (3.5e Class) / old
Negative Energy Revamp (3.5e Variant Rule) / old
Sonic Mage (3.5e Prestige Class) / old
Sublime Incarnate (3.5e Prestige Class) / old
Mystic Leech (3.5e Monster)
Evil Clown (3.5e Class) / old
Mystic Knight (3.5e Class)

Miscellaneous

Random Character Concept Generator - picks two random classes from all viable WotC 3e base classes and a few classes on the wiki
WotC Failures - classes that WotC made and are viable concepts, but didn't work out

Character Sheets

Gred - Eternal Night
Ivan - Eternal Night
Dalen - Faltharis
K'zekti - Legacy of Darkness
Nit - Animerron
Wobaita - Broken Planet
Dob - Eternal Night
Wisixu - Eternal Night
Squish - Haven
Varbolna - Legacy of Darkness
Giavi - The Mourners
Bregen - World of Lore
Phineas - World of Lore
Taewo - Reclaimed
Tik - Ancestry
Ktenkath - Divine Quest
Glevend - Divine Quest (cohort)
Clang - World of Ruin
Dorian - Sky Pirates

Quotes

Aarnott

  • Aarnott: I KNEW IT. TK stands for "The King". TK is from Britain. Therefore, he is Prince William: The next in line to be king. QED
Aarnott: The squared part refers to the inbreeding.

Bunkie (Bunnie)

  • Bunnie: I has a wiener now
  • Bunnie: DD, you make my penis hard.
  • Bunnie: I have penis butter filling
Bunnie: peanut
  • Bunkie: Lol omg. I just told Gan we had a poop party. I meant 'pool party'

Thundergod Cid

  • BGCid stops beating off to images of a donkey

Eiji-kun (Eiji)

  • Eiji: Eiji is the terror which faps in the night.
Eiji: FLAPS FLAPS!!!

G---\\

  • G---\\: i made my brother eat a sock filled with raw hamburger meat

Ganteka Future (Ganteka)

  • Ganteka: I appear to be the straight man in this comedy routine somehow
  • Ganteka: I have cactus-like reflexes
  • Ganteka: The Present: Inspired by the future of the past.

GoldDragon

  • GoldDragon: dammit TK, you really bring out the gay in me.

Leziad (Lord Dhazriel)

  • Lord_Dhazriel: it why Charsima is no longer considered physical attractiveness
Lord_Dhazriel: because having big boobs shouldn't make your spells more difficult to resist

LordSalazar666 (Salazar666)

  • Salazar666: oh fuck off, If you can't handle the heat, don't stick your penis in a fire elemental

Lothar

  • Lothar: now remember everyone eat your vaggies!

Portiapendragon

  • Portiapendragon: Now, now. Violence is not the answer.
Portiapendragon: Violence is the question. Yes is the answer.

Risek

  • Risek: Actually, the last time I kissed a guy I felt pretty gay..

Silver Tongue

  • Silver_Tongue: I have something of a penis.

Spanambula

  • Spanambula: When I woke up this morning, I did not expect to factor in the exploding penises.

SteelOrochu

  • SteelOrochu: i have an unexplained urge to hump spans leg
  • SteelOrochu: I SAID PENIS BITCH
SteelOrochu: PENIS PENIS PENIS
  • SteelOrochu: im bored enough i could choke a kitten right now

Sulacu

  • Sulacu: You fat, swollen stump of an inbred pygmea fuckchat
  • Sulacu: I AM A SHARK. I AM A SHARK. FELLATE ME, FOR VERILY I AM A SHARK
  • Sulacu: Xuan's mind is all like 'brb, epiphany'
  • Sulacu: My ego is nursing a semi now
  • Sulacu: Argh, again, the great pulsating wang of life shoots a fat, boiling wad of reality on my face.

TK-Squared

  • TK-Squared: That's it.
TK-Squared: kicking time.
*** TK-Squared was kicked by TK-Squared (INSOLENCE IS NOT PERMITTED)
  • TK-Squared: I AM GOING TO INFILTRATE EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR MIBBIT LIFE, HAVVY, WITH BRO.
  • TK-Squared: Someone
TK-Squared: weigh your cock
TK-Sqaured: FOR SCIENCE

Undead_Knave

  • Undead_Knave: Analogies are not like sandwiches in that I'm making one now.

Multiple

Sulacu: Hm. I ttly want to <╝ that
  • Valentine_the_R: Why
Valentine_the_R: Are
Valentine_the_R: Some
Valentine_the_R: People
Valentine_the_R: So
Valentine_the_R: Re
Valentine_the_R: Tar
Valentine_the_R: Ted
TK-Squared: Retarded, dumbfuck.
  • Bunnie: Because Bunnie answers to NO ONE
Daniel_Draco: hey Bun?
Bunnie: Hey DD
Daniel_Draco: you just answered to me
Bunnie: ...
Bunnie: Fuck you DD
  • I99_3_181_66: Let's just stop fighting for a minute.
TK-Squared: Fight would imply you have a chance.
  • I99_3_181_66: At least my mom wasn't in crack whore magazine, TK.
TK-Squared: They have a magazine about Crack Whores?
TK-Squared: Holy shit, that's awesome!
  • I99_3_181_66: I'm above this I'm above this. Shout up you cock sucking thnder cunt.
Surgo: best quote ever
Surgo: "I'm above this...wait I'm not"
TK-Squared: I shall shout up!
  • TK-Squared: INCEST IS BAD, MOTHERFUCKER.
I99_3_181_66: You keep talking 'bout insest, TK.
TK-Squared: Dude, I spelt it right for you.
TK-Squared: How do you spell it wrong?
  • I99_3_181_66: No. I have no family issues. You on the other hand... I'm not so sure.
TK-Squared: Of course you're not sure.
TK-Squared: You don't know my family.
TK-Squared: Dumbass.
  • I99_3_181_66: You're a sick fuck, you know that?
TK-Squared: You're like captain obvious on steroids.
  • I99_3_181_66: I have an IQ of 210.
TK-Squared: You got a 0 on your 21.
  • I99_3_181_66: I'm sorry.
I99_3_181_66: That you're a BTARD!
TK-Squared: Is that like Bastard with the as?
I99_3_181_66: I'm insulting up. and if you're to slow to get that, you shouldn't be on the computer with out perental supervison.
TK-Squared: You're insulting up?
TK-Squared: Is it like... A ladder?
TK-Squared: Was "Btard" the next level?
  • GarfieldofBorg: Good riddence that TK is gone.
TK-Squared: Hi
  • TK-Squared: Daniel.
Daniel_Draco: yes?
TK-Squared: My one true love.
Daniel_Draco: ...
TK-Squared: Let us elope.
Daniel_Draco: o.o
  • ElderBiniChild: dude what is there not to like about a monk?
TK-Squared: What is there to like?
TK-Squared: Multiple Ability Dependacies?
TK-Squared: Lack of proficincy in unarmed attacks?
TK-Squared: Dependancies on magic items like no other?
TK-Squared: A medium attack bonus for a melee class?
TK-Squared: d8 HD?
TK-Squared: Subpar damage?
TK-Squared: Maybe... Maybe... The ability to not wear armour?
*** ElderBiniChild [~7f000001@tundra] has quit [Quit: CGI:IRC]
TK-Squared: the truth is always hard.
  • A_Mysterious_Cl: And you assume that I have a desire for sex. You are incorrect.
TK-Squared: Because you're fat.
A_Mysterious_Cl: Irrelevant.
TK-Squared: Butterball.
TK-Squared: It's not really a lack of desire for sex, it's more the fact that no-one WANTS to have sex with you. amrite or amirite?
TK-Squared: OR IS THAT IRRELEVANT?
A_Mysterious_Cl: No, TK, you are quite wrong.
A_Mysterious_Cl: I have had a girlfriend once. Broke my heart to have to break up with her.
TK-Squared: "Griflriend".
TK-Squared: Do you mean
TK-Squared: a real doll?
TK-Squared: Did she break under your MOUNTAINOUS WEIGHT?
A_Mysterious_Cl: No, a living breathing human being with thoughts and feelings of her own. And your assumption makes no sense. Why in hell would I sit on her?
  • Dragon_Child: Who the hell sends their first email to a class that you've never talked to yet with the subject: <From the desk of (teacher name)>
Daniel_Draco: (teacher name) does
TK-Squared: (teacher nmae) does.
Dragon_Child: Go fuck yourselves
  • Ganteka: 4 is a manly number
Ganteka: 8 is totally girly
Daniel_Draco: Yup. 4 has a hole and a shaft, and 8 has two holes.
Ehsteve: then what the fuck is 9?
Daniel_Draco: a guy with a curved wang
Ehsteve: what about 6?
Daniel Draco: same guy facing the other way
Ehsteve: what about 69?
*** Lord_Dhazriel [~7f000001@tundra] has joined #tavern
Ehsteve: GAY!
Daniel_Draco: gay
Lord_Dhazriel: back<
Ehsteve: wow
Lord_Dhazriel: ...
  • Sulacu: I don't really have anything to say to the guy.
Sulacu: The one post I made on the subject got me the boot, so that has given me more than enough clarity on the matter
Dragon_Child: Alec- You just have gestures, right?
Sulacu: Gestures, DC?
Dragon_Child: As in, a finger.
Dragon_Child: Or possibly an ass.
Dragon_Child: Mooning is underrated
Sulacu: I have those, yes
Sulacu: But those are reserved for use against better people.
Sulacu: Than GD, that is
Daniel Draco: he's not worthy of viewing your superior ass?
Sulacu: Why would I show my ass to a guy that banned me?
Sulacu: You know what happens anyway when you show your ass to a dick.
Sulacu: It can be painful.
  • Bunkie: I am looking on the sex offenders website...
Ganteka: looking for dates?
  • TK-Squared: Time to play M:TW
*** Jared joined #dnd
DanielDraco: Mothers: The Wankening?
TK-Squared: Hot.
Jared: O_O
  • Surgo: aha, a sidebar that explains what a "tank" is
TK-Squared: What is a tank?
DanielDraco: a large receptacle, container, or structure for holding a liquid or gas
TK-Squared: No, it's a military vehicle.
TK-Squared: dumbass.
TK-Squared: Words don't have multiple meanings.
DanielDraco: That's a humvee, idiot.
TK-Squared: When you get blown up by a Humvee's cannon, call me.
Cidolfas: A military vehicle with a co-axial turret, treads, and a large cannon
DanielDraco: Official literature is not capable of blowing things up.
TK-Squared: Cannon, not canon.
DanielDraco: Words don't have the same sounds but different meanings.
DanielDraco: Or spellings.
TK-Squared: Don't bring homonyms into this.
TK-Squared: or the lack thereof.
DanielDraco: Don't call me a homonym!
TK-Squared: That's what she said.
DanielDraco: To your mother.
TK-Squared: In the butt.
DanielDraco: Last night.
TK-Squared: In bed.
DanielDraco: While you watch.
TK-Squared: The Fresh Prince.
DanielDraco: On TiVo.
TK-Squared: With a cat.
DanielDraco: On your lap.
TK-Squared: Purring.
DanielDraco: Sexually.
TK-Squared: With your father.
DanielDraco: Purring.
TK-Squared: Sexually.
DanielDraco: At Will Smith.
TK-Squared: True facts.
  • *** Novaform joined #dnd
Aarnott: Wait -- if they are ponies, then I was right about the phallus.
Novaform: Sorry 'bout the wait.
Novaform: What... Did I just walk into...

Contact

To contact me outside the wiki, use one of the following methods (in descending order of preference):

twitter: @malnormalulo
email: [email protected]
facebook: I'm on there, and if I know you personally from here I'll probably give you the link if you ask for it through some other channel