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After the long night experienced by our tireless moderators, we on the wiki thought it only fitting to give credit where credit is due. As such, we the People of DnD-Wiki give thanks to Eiji for his vigilance.

There is a well peopled Wiki

With members from L. A. to Poughkeepsie

Their standards are high

And 'though arguments fly

It was 'cause the folks were all geeky.

There was then a great calamity

Spambots declared their enmity

They posted all night

Filling the site

With their pers’nal brand of aggressivity.

"I think not!" said the man made of plush

Who told all the spam bots to shush

He banned their IPs,

reverted their cheese,

and turned all their spamming to mush.

Eiji stopped their ev'ry move

And busted a funky groove

The spambots were struck

For they were all schmucks,

His superiority Eiji-kun proved.

They fought 'til but one remained:

Eiji the Spammerbane

When the dust cleared

The wiki cheered

Long may Eiji the Spammerbane reign!