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=== Combat ===

When it spots a living being, the spambot will approach with a smile and immediately use its Gibbering Nonsense until the victim submits, or they attack. (''I am Nigerian prince I will give you million dollar'') Then it proceeds to enter melee to attack and grapple the opponent, often nonlethally, so it may pin them and continue its advertisements. (''On my way to Sunrise in Australia to perform 2 songs live 35'') If fighting multiple opponents, it will seek to lag, disable, or kill others until it has a safe moment to restrain at least one living victim and talk their ear off. (''Find dating sites 4050'')

While utterly singleminded and incapable of talking about anything other than advertising, the spambot is clever and is not above using ambush tricks and traps to assure its goal. (''Forward to 7 people or else Obama or Aliens 37?'')

'''Click Me {{Su}}:''' The most sinister property of the spambots occurs when they are subject to a touch attack, natural attack, unarmed attack, or attack with a non-reach weapon. Striking the spambot causes the attacker to make a DC 14 [[Will]] save or be stricken by a random curse from the table below. (''Spread gel offer instant results 19 seconds'')

{| class="zebra d20"
|+ Click Me
! Roll d6 || class="left" | Curse || Result
|- 
| 1 || class="left" | My Eyes || BRIGHT COLORS AND CAPS GET ATTENTION! Become [[SRD:Blinded|blind]] for 1 minute.
|- 
| 2 || class="left" | Not Again || Tired of seeing the same ad over and over? Become [[SRD:Fatigued|fatigued]] for the rest of the encounter.
|- 
| 3 || class="left" | Scammed || Someone has access to your wallet now. Lose 10 gold per HD.
|- 
| 4 || class="left" | Virus || You are afflicted with ''[[SRD:Contagion|contagion]]'', no save.
|- 
| 5 || class="left" | What The || It's an ad so weird you can't help but stare. Become [[SRD:Dazed|dazed]] for 1 round.
|- 
| 6 || class="left" | Roll Again || Roll twice, ignoring 6 results.
|}

Click Me is a curse and may be removed with any effect which removes curses, though most results are either instantaneous or have a duration. Regardless of how many attacks are made, a character can only be subjected to Click Me once per round. Multiple instances of the same effect do not stack. The saving throw is [[Charisma]] based. (''Hello there miss you Loved the teasers D 25'')

'''Evasion {{Ex}}:''' With a successful [[Reflex]] save against an attack that allows a Reflex save for half damage, a spambot takes no damage. (''Lesauj April job offer greetings from Vilerdi'')

'''Gibbering Nonsense {{Su}}:''' The spambot never seems to shut up, speaking on and on seemingly random and nonsensical gibberish advertisements. As a free action once a round, all those within 30 ft. must make a DC 14 [[Will]] save each round or take 1 point of temporary [[Wisdom]] damage. If the subject's Wisdom drops to 0, they pass out as normal and on waking are permanently insane as if by the ''[[SRD:Insanity|insanity]]'' spell.  This is a sonic mind-affecting effect. The saving throw is [[Charisma]] based. (''Meet Jam someone compatible with who inside 91'')

'''Improved Grab {{Ex}}:''' To use this ability, a spambot must hit with a slam attack. It can then attempt to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity. (''Fresh deal new battery employment offers'')

'''Lag {{Su}}:''' Those the spambot strikes with its slam attacks are subject to an overload of information filling their brains. On a successful hit, the target is ''[[SRD:Slow|slowed]]'' for 1 round. This is a mind-affecting effect. (''Is your computer infected click here to find out more'')

'''Pop Ups {{Su}}:''' Floating billboards of random advertisements pop in and out of existance around it, often animated, flashing, and downright annoying. It provides the spambot with a +4 shield bonus, and this shield bonus applies to its flatfooted and touch attacks. (''Scholars to offer degree dancing women.jpg'')

'''Tongues {{Su}}:''' The spambot can speak with any creature that has a language, as though using a ''[[SRD:Tongues|tongues]]'' spell (caster level equal to spambot's Hit Dice). This ability is always active. (''friday entertainment Sometimes people call it Magic Lubricant'')

'''Worse Than Death {{Ex}}:''' A spambot can deal nonlethal damage with its slam attacks without taking the -4 penalty to attack. Sometimes you wish it'd just kill you. (''double strengthened and full satisfaction is exactly goes here 69'')

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Alignment	Usually Evil +
Author	Eiji-kun +
Challenge Rating	6 +
Environment	Any +
Identifier	3.5e Monster +
Level Adjustment	— +
Rating	Unrated +
Size	Medium +
Title	Spambot +
Type	Construct +