View source for Big McLargeHuge (3.5e Monster)

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{{author
|author_name=Sulacu
|date_created=February 9, 2008
|status=Pending
|rating=0
|raters=Rithaniel,Tarkisflux
}}

{{3.5e Monster Classic
|monster=Big McLargeHuge
|size=[[SRD:Gargantuan Size|Gargantuan]] |type=Giant
|hd=30d8+690 |hp=825
|init=+2
|speed=50 ft. (10 squares)
|ac=45 (-4 size, +2 [[Dex]], +27 [[SRD:Natural Armor|natural]], +10 ''+5 [[SRD:Breastplate|breastplate]]'') |touch=8 |flat=53
|bab=+22 |grapple=+59
|at=+3 [[SRD:Adamantine|Adamantine]] [[SRD:Battleaxe|battleaxe]] +42 melee (4d6+28/19-20/×3)
|full_at=+3 [[SRD:Adamantine|Adamantine]] [[SRD:Battleaxe|battleaxe]] +42/+37/+32/+27 melee (4d6+28/19-20/×3) and +3 [[SRD:Adamantine|Adamantine]] [[SRD:Battleaxe|battleaxe]] +42/+37/+32 melee (4d6+15/19-20/×3)
|space=20 ft. |reach=20 ft.
|sa=[[#Double Cleave|Double Cleave]], [[#Phobia|Phobia]], [[#Rage|Rage]]
|sq=[[SRD:Damage Reduction|Damage reduction]] 20/[[#Phobia|phobia]], [[SRD:Regeneration|regeneration]] 20/[[#Phobia|phobia]]
|fort=+40 |ref=+14 |will=+11
|str=61 |dex=19 |con=57 |int=8 |wis=13 |cha=6
|skills=[[SRD:Climb Skill|Climb]] +30, [[SRD:Jump Skill|Jump]] +35, [[SRD:Listen Skill|Listen]] +11, [[SRD:Spot Skill|Spot]] +11
|feats=[[SRD:Alertness|Alertness]], [[SRD:Cleave|Cleave]], [[SRD:Great Cleave|Great Cleave]], [[SRD:Greater Two-Weapon Fighting|Greater Two-Weapon Fighting]], [[SRD:Greater Weapon Focus|Greater Weapon Focus]] ([[SRD:Battleaxe|battleaxe]]), [[SRD:Improved Critical|Improved Critical]] ([[SRD:Battleaxe|battleaxe]]), [[SRD:Improved Two-Weapon Fighting|Improved Two-Weapon Fighting]], [[SRD:Power Attack|Power Attack]], [[SRD:Two-Weapon Fighting|Two-Weapon Fighting]], [[SRD:Weapon Focus|Weapon Focus]] ([[SRD:Battleaxe|battleaxe]])
|env=Marshes, swamps
|org=Solitary
|cr=21
|treas=Two +3 [[SRD:Adamantine|adamantine]] [[SRD:Battleaxe|battleaxes]]
|align=Always neutral good
|adv=31-60 HD ([[SRD:Gargantuan Size|Gargantuan]]), 61-90 HD ([[SRD:Colossal Size|Colossal]])
|la=—
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''This hulking brute has giant muscles all over its frame, and its eyes glisten with a primordial, but slight intelligence. Ugly as though he may be, Big McLargeHuge is generally a gentle being, and a silent protector of all manner of swampland creatures. He wields two giant axes against creatures that provoke him into combat, and can fly into a wild rage when injured.'' 

Big McLargeHuge is a name given to these creatures by jest, and refers to them as a species, as they have never divulged the name of their race. Their language is equally jestingly called 'BigMcLargeHugeian', and consists mostly of consonant grunting. A Big McLargeHuge stands about 45 ft tall, and weighs in at around 50,000 pounds. Many Big McLargeHuges wear some sort of armor created by their craftsmen.

=== Combat ===

A Big McLargeHuge wields double [[SRD:Battleaxe|battleaxes]] in combat.

'''<span id="Double Cleave">Double Cleave ([[Ex]]):</span id>''' Once per round, a Big McLargeHuge can make a double cleave, which is an attack with both his primary and off hands. A double cleave is the combination of an attack made with his primary hand and an attack made with his off hand and counts as such towards his maximum attacks per round for each hand. When performing a double cleave, a Big McLargeHuge deals 8d6+37 damage and the critical threat range for his weapons double (to 17-20).

'''<span id="Phobia">Phobia ([[Ex]]):</span id>''' It is in the nature of a Big McLargeHuge to have a powerful phobia. This phobia manifests as an absurd fear of one particular type of creature. Examples for instance are rodents (rats, squirrels, etc.), snakes, spiders, felines (cats, lions), canines (dogs, wolves), or even different subtypes of humanoids or other creature types. When confronted with a creature of the type that the Big McLargeHuge fears, he automatically takes a -20 penalty to attack rolls and [[SRD:Armor Class|Armor Class]] against the creature. It also must make a [[Will]] save or be [[SRD:Frightened|frightened]]. The save is [[SRD:Charisma|Charisma]] based in regards to the creature encountered in question. Also, the Big McLargeHuge's [[SRD:Damage Reduction|damage reduction]] and [[SRD:Regeneration|regeneration]] is overcome only by attacks made by creatures that are the subject of the Big McLargeHuge's phobia.

'''<span id="Rage">Rage ([[Ex]]):</span id>''' A Big McLargeHuge can [[SRD:Barbarian#Rage|rage]] as a 30th level [[SRD:Barbarian|barbarian]], gaining a +8 bonus to his [[SRD:Strength|Strength]] and [[SRD:Constitution|Constitution]] scores as well as a +8 morale bonus to [[Will]] saves, and a -2 penalty to [[SRD:Armor Class|Armor Class]]. A Big McLargeHuge does not become [[SRD:Fatigued|fatigued]] at the end of his rage.


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Alignment	Always neutral good +
Author	Sulacu +
Challenge Rating	21 +
Environment	Marshes, swamps +
Identifier	3.5e Monster +
Level Adjustment	— +
Rated By	Foxwarrior + and Tarkisflux +
Rating	Rating Pending +
Size	Gargantuan +
Title	Big McLargeHuge +
Type	Giant +