Toilet Seat (3.5e Equipment)
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Toilet Seat
Simple One-Handed Melee
| Cost: | 1 gp |
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| Damage (Small): | 1d4 |
| Damage (Medium)1: | 1d6 |
| Critical: | 20/x2 |
| Weight2: | 2 lbs |
| Type3: | Bludgeoning |
| HP4: | 5 |
| Hardness: | 5 |
1. See Damage Increases by Size to calculate the damage for a weapon larger than Medium or smaller than Small.
2. Weight figures are for Medium weapons. A Small weapon weighs half as much, and a Large weapon weighs twice as much.
3. When two types are given, the weapon is both types if the entry specifies "and", either type (player's choice at time of attack) if the entry specifies "or", or each end of the double weapon is a different type if the entry specifies "/".
4. The hp value given is for Medium armor, weapons, and shields. Divide by 2 for each size category of the item smaller than Medium, or multiply it by 2 for each size category larger than Medium.
This seat is made either of plastic, hard-wood or in some cases ceramic material. Although never intended to see life as a weapon, it has commendable damage potential in the hands of someone crazy enough to violate a toilet and beat someone to death with it.
Special: Caution. May not be clean.
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