User:Eiji-kun/Tribute

After the long night experienced by our tireless moderators, we on the wiki thought it only fitting to give credit where credit is due. As such, we the People of DnD-Wiki give thanks to Eiji for his vigilance...

There is a well peopled Wiki With members from L. A. to Poughkeepsie     Their standards are high     And 'though arguments fly It was 'cause the folks were all geeky. There was then a great calamity Spambots declared their enmity     They posted all night     Filling the site With their pers’nal brand of aggressivity. "I think not!" said the man made of plush Who told all the spam bots to shush     He banned their IPs,     reverted their cheese, and turned all their spamming to mush.

Eiji stopped their ev'ry move And busted a funky groove     The spambots were struck     For they were all schmucks, His superiority Eiji-kun proved. They fought 'til but one remained: Eiji the Spammerbane     When the dust cleared     The wiki cheered Long may Eiji the Spammerbane reign!

Even though my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death... I fear to cross the Spammerbane.