User:Havvy/IRC

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<Ganteka>: on slippery surfaces, you can use it on a flat surface
<Ganteka>: have the wizard grease the floor, the bard slides in on his shield, rocking a badass lute solo
<Ganteka>: Suddenly, with his awesome performance, all the goblins are fascinated, and the rogue slips in and steals all their women... er, gold
<Ganteka>: no one wants goblin women
<Ganteka>: Especially not goblins
<Ganteka>: you certainly never hear goblins saying "I'm gonna head home from trying to kill myself through poor tactics so I can spend time with my wife"
<HolisticHavvy>: That's because saying that would be better tactics than not saying it.
<Ganteka>: and this explains the high frequency of goblin patrols
<Ganteka>: "Seriously dude, I've got like 30 kids. Every time I go home, she rapes me."
<HolisticHavvy>: Why are you married to her?
<Cidolfas>: "Because I love it. God, I love it."
<Ganteka>: "The dowery was excellent. Also, her father wanted her out of the house and threatened to kill me."
<Mimicteka>: "I'm full of candy, gold and porno, come closer." The treasure chest said, beckoning with a pseudopod 
<Havvy>: Creatures can leak out of the positive energy plane.
<Havvy>: Everything else does, after all.
<Havvy>: I imagine the positive energy plane to be a white hole.
<Havvy>: But also weaker than the negative energy plane.
<Havvy>: Tautologically weaker than the negative energy plane at that.
<Havvy>: If the positive energy plane was stronger, time would reverse, and the positive energy plane would become the negative energy plane.
<Havvy>: If they were equal, there would be no time.
2:03 44	<MisterSinister>: Havvy: "You are my god!"