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===Manifestation===

As you draw the sign, the sign shifts and changes under your gaze to form a picture, an article, or some other news which would create great disappointment, disgust, and anger.  You feel a great loathing, and try to express yourself, but brine sprays forth instead.  From the brine a pillar of growing salt appears, the top in a vague appearance of a human face twisted into rage.
Author	Eiji-kun +
Binding DC	15 +
Identifier	3.5e Vestige +
Level	1st +
Rated By	Sulacu + and Luigifan18 +
Rating	Rating Pending +
Summary	The Salty One, its original name long forg … The Salty One, its original name long forgotten, was once a mortal who became so butt blasted, so rectally wrecked, so rear ravaged, that the sheer force of their impotent rage caused them to collapse on themselves and spilled their spaghetti right out of the universe. their spaghetti right out of the universe. +
Title	The Salty One +