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{{author
|author_name=Ganteka Future
|date_created=13th April 2019
|status=THICC
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{{3.5e Magic Item
|name=Thiccener
|price=50 gp
|bslot=—
|cl=1st
|aura=Faint Transmutation
|act=Standard
|weight=1/2 lb
|summary=A thick, nutrient-rich slurry that goes down smooth, temporarily boosting stamina and providing slow healing for a few hours. ''"Mmmm... so thicc."''
}}

''"Past the lips, straight to the hips."''

This thick and gooey, smooth, translucent slurry looks more like bright ectoplasm in a jar than it does health-food. Its minimal but long-lasting boost provides nutrition as a meal for a Medium creature. Its flavor varies on regional and variable nonmagical ingredients, additions and substitutions. Fruit-flavored options are most common, but heartier, savory versions exist. Careless, quickly produced batches have been noted to be "like drinking greasy slime" or "if gravy and pineapple got married".

When consumed, thiccener provides a +2 bonus to [[SRD:Constitution|Constitution]] (as if by ''[[Totemic Power (3.5e Spell)|totemic power]]'') and grants [[Rapid Healing (3.5e Creature Ability)|Rapid Healing]] 2 for 1d4+1 hours.

It can be made in batches up to 20 at a time without increasing the crafting time.

Notice: This substance should not be fed to [[Sparkle Horse (3.5e Monster)|sparkle horses]].

Prerequisites: [[SRD:Brew Potion|Brew Potion]] or [[SRD:Craft Wondrous Item|Craft Wondrous Item]], and ''[[Totemic Power (3.5e Spell)|totemic power]]''.<br/>
Cost to Create: 25 GP, 2 EXP, 1 day. 


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Author	Ganteka Future +
Body Slot	— +
Cost	50 gp +
Identifier	3.5e Equipment +
Rating	Undiscussed +
Summary	A thick, nutrient-rich slurry that goes down smooth, temporarily boosting stamina and providing slow healing for a few hours. "Mmmm... so thicc." +
Title	Thiccener +