Joke Kit (3.5e Equipment)
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Aaron’s Joke Kit
A collection of joke equipment. An Aaron’s Joke Kit comes with a whoopee cushion, fart whistle, fake cockroaches, blue-mouth candy, itching powder, hand-buzzer, spicy candy and stink bomb spray.
Each joke is triggered differently, and only affect creatures within 30’ who notice a successful joke (DC10 Listen or Spot). Some jokes act like traps, and only work if the victim fails his/her save. The whoopee cushion is a trap that can be set as a move action (DC10 Reflex save to resist), while the fart whistle is used as a move action; both require a Listen check. The fake cockroaches are three plastic cockroaches which can be spread in a 5’ area as a standard action, while the blue-mouth candy can be put into a drink or potion (much like a poison) as a move action; both require a Spot check. The itching powder is thrown in a 5’ ray as an attack action, similar to the hand-buzzer which shocks as an attack action; both can be dodged with a Reflex save (DC=1/2BAB), and require a Spot check. The spicy candy is treated as an ingested poison; which can be resisted with a Fortitude save (DC12), and requires either Spot or Listen check. The stink bomb forces all within 20’ to roll a Fortitude check (DC12) or be sickened, and requires either Spot or Listen check. Creatures with scent take a -4 penalty to resist a stink bomb.
On triggering all who succeed the Listen or Spot check to notice the joke must beat a Will save (DC10) or fall over laughing for 1d4 rounds.
All items in the kit are single use, no longer funny for the rest of the day. However, some can be collected after the joke to use on a new group on a following day. This excludes blue-mouth candy, itching powder, spicy candy, and stink bomb spray, all of which are expendable items. The kit comes with three uses of each expendable item.
An Aaron’s Joke Kit costs 300 gp to make. All expendable items can be refilled at a joke shop for 150 gp.
Aaron's Joke Kit counts as a masterwork tool for Perform (Comedy).
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