User:Franken Kesey

Warning!

A few of my articles create new independent rules. The independent rules intentionally do not require other homebrew work, and are meant to be played side by side with canon material. But make sure to read the articles thoroughly before allowing them.

Some of the subject matter in a few of the articles is controversial. Everything is in parody, and should not be taken too seriously — life is just a carnival, the lucky ones get front row seats.

Additions to the Madness

For PCs Races Dag, Energon, Feline, Octoxeno, Skandar, Uongo-mijusi, Zeitgeist Adopted: Pantheren, S'uuisku Classes Base: Judge of Existence, Psyblade, Wildknife, Apex, Helraiser, Force Conduit(Sith/Jedi), Intelligent Item(Help Wanted), Explorer Adopted: Evil Clown Prestige: Antitheist, Dream Lord, Ghost Paragon: Evolutionist, Guide 5th Edition: Alchemist Character Options Alternate Class Features: Magic Judge, Raging Hulk Feats: Block Evasion, Hothead (improved, greater), Jiu Jitsu Traits: Masochistic Bloodlines: Chimera Class Ability Components Powers: jelly floor, astral elemental, detect status, biological regeneration, cure conditions, Frankenstein's monster, recall past life; Change: energy damage, gravity, earth, magnetics, psionics, alignment/energy Power Lists: Judge Powers, Psyblade Powers Spells: Object: chill, heat; Shape: cloth, metal, crystal; detail counterspellF, density, enchant item, fallacy, profanity, shenanigansF, taunt Equipment Weapons: MK14, Uzi, Grenades (Specialized, Sticky, StinkF), Mortar, IED, Mine, Howitzer Xeno: Star Ships, Future Technology Other: Energy Attunement, Joke KitF, Detonator, Gas Mask, Reinforced Plastic Character Optimization Builds: Shiva, Nightmare, Bodyguard, Hermes Guides: DPR, Limb Manifesto, Mind Control, Zone of Mundane, Races by Ability Bonus

For GMs Campaign Settings Alien Codex NPCs Medic(12), Joker(12), Zatoichi(13), Valentine(15), Admirali(30) Monsters GremlinF(2-6), KrampusF(7), Wadogo-mijusi(2) Bots: Crescendo(1-3), Turret(2-5), Scarab(4-8) Ships: Speeder(3-4), Fighter(5-9), Transport(5-15), Stealth(10-15), Utility(15), Battle(15-25) Templates Animalized Deities Force Locations Space: Alien Galaxy, Golbez System Ship: Colony Ship, Fleet Ship Quests

For Everyone Glossary Subtypes: Bot, Vehicle Abilities: Hyperjump, Thermalsight Skills: Craft Explosives, Craft Xeno-, Program Source Books Complete Xeno Variant Rules Feature Trading Spells Like Powers Other NavBox/Franken Kesey Greater Character Sizes Templates: Explosive, Ship Basic/Complex/City, FT Shield/Weapon/Siege Judge Breadcrumb Psyblade Breadcrumb Formatting 101 Future Weapons Shelved: Insectux, Elemental Ascendant, Biological Reconstruction Unused images: Bot 3, DeCimae (add File:<name>.jpg)

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Note: Subscript "F" means this is an April Fools article.

Ratings by Franken Kesey

Loved	Liked	Neutral	Disliked	Hated
Balanced Wealth Bring My Brown Pants! Covfefe Ekbom's Imaginary Insects Elven Nymph Levels That Spells Are Obtained Lizbot Lure Mana-Based Spellcasting Master Grifter Saiyan Warrior Saiyans Schismsoul Shield Efficiency Spell Dampening Spider-Monk Survivor	Ascended Super Saiyan Astral Power Armor Bad Attitude Bewitcher Body Snatcher Bounty Hunter Caster's Headache Classes by Ability Score Creation Ex Xeno Duality Elemental Fool’s Speech Fusion Dance Godling Greater Healing Spirit Half-Dead Half-Giant Half-Nymph LA Progression Limiting Points Magic Drain Manipulator Bard Martial Artist Moogle Morality Test Needles Mastery Ortal Oversensitive Psianimate Biology Quantum Cat Raging Hulk Reactive Parry Rekindle Life Sentient Illusion Soulblade Spray Shot Spy Summon Stalkers TK Flail Tenken Time Transmogrification Undead Stalker V'Kai Veles Whirl Virus Replication Vulpe Wolverine	Euphoric Blade Fungus Psychotherapeutic Healing Xenophile	Acquire Mind Blade Ambidextrous Avalanche Knight Cyclops Dashkin Dungeon Master Lie Detection Mewling No AC, Just Save and Use Protection Planar Blade Safir Slime Veles Whirl/Original Edition Wall of Text World Dominator	Art Flow User Asperger's Syndrome Body Sprouter Boss Monster Construct Feat Purchasing Fixed Bonus Types Know thy Enemy Red Fox Robot Girl Shikelf White Mage

Personal Reference

Classes:

• Ascendant (3.5e Class)
• Kamikaze (3.5e Prestige Class)

Rules:

• Publication:Unearthed Arcana/Level-Independent XP Awards
• New Level-Dependent Benefits (3.5e Variant Rule)
• Balanced Wealth (3.5e Variant Rule)

Guides:

• Levels That Spells Are Obtained
• Standardized Monster Scores by Level
• Revised Monsters
• Classes by Ability Score
• Classes by BAB, Save, & Features
• Races by Type
• Summon Bot

Miscellaneous:

• Dice Roller
• D20 SRD
• User:Tarkisflux/CannedResponses/SGTandCR
• Wiki Colors
• Random Mutation (3.5e Other)
• Rating Articles
• Candidates for Deletion
• Property Search