DanielDraco

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However, I don't hang around here much any more, so you should probably check the bottom of the page if you want to get in touch.

My ArticlesEdit

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Name	Type	Balance	Date Created
Arcing	Weapon Enhancement	—	&2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Banhammer	Magic Weapon	—	&2008-07-12July 12, 2008
Bear-chucks	Weapon	—	&2009-01-03January 3, 2009
Boots of the Swift Step	Wondrous Item	—	&2008-07-10July 10, 2008
Clinically Depressed Robot	Flaw	—	&2008-04-01April 1, 2008
Coin of Mortality	Cursed Item	—	&2007-10-15October 15, 2007
Dark Arcana	Invocation	&4VH	&2007-11-10November 10, 2007
Detect Disease	Spell	&1L	&2007-07-04July 10, 2007
Dihiryn	Race	—	&2007-04-30April 30, 2007
Dust of Magic Finding	Wondrous Item	—	&2007-07-13July 13, 2007
Eidolon Aspirant	Prestige Class	???	&2009-06-05June 5, 2009
Elsebane	Weapon Enhancement	—	&2012-08-23August 23, 2012
Enduring	Weapon Enhancement	—	&2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Fell Archery	Invocation	???	&2007-11-10November 10, 2007
Fell Warrior	Prestige Class	???	&2007-11-09November 9, 2007
Force Blast	Invocation	&2M	&2008-02-03February 3, 2008
Full of Surprises	Feat	&3H	&2008-06-19June 19, 2008
Gentleman Explorer	Base Class	&3H	&2012-08-17August 17, 2012
Gravitist	Prestige Class	&4VH	&2007-06-08June 8, 2007
Greater Manyspell Storing	Weapon Enhancement	—	&2007-12-11December 11, 2007
Source-Limited Bonuses	Variant Rule	—	&2012-10-28October 28, 2012
Greater Spell Heightening	Weapon Enhancement	—	&2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Greater Spellcatching	Weapon Enhancement	—	&2008-05-10May 10, 2008
Hellscorched Spell	Feat	&3H	&2008-12-06December 6, 2008
Improved Whip Proficiency	Feat	&2M	&2008-06-30June 30, 2008
Improved Spell Heightening	Weapon Enhancement	—	&2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Least Spell Heightening	Weapon Enhancement	—	&2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Lesser Spell Heightening	Weapon Enhancement	—	&2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Magician	Feat	???	&2009-06-16June 16, 2009
Mystic Revenant	Template	—	&2007-11-30November 30, 2007
Quadrimurfractiphobia	Flaw	—	&2008-03-17March 17, 2008
Rhodotauric Elixir	Wondrous Item	—	&2008-11-27November 27, 2008
Soul Collector	Prestige Class	???	&2007-05-08May 8, 2007
Spell Empowering	Weapon Enhancement	—	&2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Spell Extending	Weapon Enhancement	—	&2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Spell Maximizing	Weapon Enhancement	—	&2007-09-05September 5, 2007
Spellcatching	Weapon Enhancement	—	&2007-12-11December 11, 2007
Unarmed Mind Blade	Feat	&1L	&2008-04-30April 30, 2008
Wastecrawler	Race	—	&2008-06-02June 2, 2008
Weapon Fineness	Feat	&3H	&2011-08-14August 14, 2011

As ContributorEdit

• Dream (3.5e Cleric Domain) by ThunderGod Cid

Works in progressEdit

Unseen (3.5e Prestige Class) / old
Daunting Assailant (3.5e Class) / old
Artifice Adept (3.5e Prestige Class) / old
Somnoccultist (3.5e Class) / old
Negative Energy Revamp (3.5e Variant Rule) / old
Sonic Mage (3.5e Prestige Class) / old
Sublime Incarnate (3.5e Prestige Class) / old
Mystic Leech (3.5e Monster)
Evil Clown (3.5e Class) / old
Mystic Knight (3.5e Class)

MiscellaneousEdit

Random Character Concept Generator - picks two random classes from all viable WotC 3e base classes and a few classes on the wiki
WotC Failures - classes that WotC made and are viable concepts, but didn't work out

Character SheetsEdit

Gred - Eternal Night
Ivan - Eternal Night
Dalen - Faltharis
K'zekti - Legacy of Darkness
Nit - Animerron
Wobaita - Broken Planet
Dob - Eternal Night
Wisixu - Eternal Night
Squish - Haven
Varbolna - Legacy of Darkness
Giavi - The Mourners
Bregen - World of Lore
Phineas - World of Lore
Taewo - Reclaimed
Tik - Ancestry
Ktenkath - Divine Quest
Glevend - Divine Quest (cohort)
Clang - World of Ruin
Dorian - Sky Pirates

QuotesEdit

AarnottEdit

• Aarnott: I KNEW IT. TK stands for "The King". TK is from Britain. Therefore, he is Prince William: The next in line to be king. QED

Aarnott: The squared part refers to the inbreeding.

Bunkie (Bunnie)Edit

• Bunnie: I has a wiener now
• Bunnie: DD, you make my penis hard.
• Bunnie: I have penis butter filling

Bunnie: peanut

• Bunkie: Lol omg. I just told Gan we had a poop party. I meant 'pool party'

Thundergod CidEdit

• BGCid stops beating off to images of a donkey

Eiji-kun (Eiji)Edit

• Eiji: Eiji is the terror which faps in the night.

Eiji: FLAPS FLAPS!!!

G---\\Edit

• G---\\: i made my brother eat a sock filled with raw hamburger meat

Ganteka Future (Ganteka)Edit

• Ganteka: I appear to be the straight man in this comedy routine somehow
• Ganteka: I have cactus-like reflexes
• Ganteka: The Present: Inspired by the future of the past.

GoldDragonEdit

• GoldDragon: dammit TK, you really bring out the gay in me.

Leziad (Lord Dhazriel)Edit

• Lord_Dhazriel: it why Charsima is no longer considered physical attractiveness

Lord_Dhazriel: because having big boobs shouldn't make your spells more difficult to resist

LordSalazar666 (Salazar666)Edit

• Salazar666: oh fuck off, If you can't handle the heat, don't stick your penis in a fire elemental

LotharEdit

• Lothar: now remember everyone eat your vaggies!

PortiapendragonEdit

• Portiapendragon: Now, now. Violence is not the answer.

Portiapendragon: Violence is the question. Yes is the answer.

RisekEdit

• Risek: Actually, the last time I kissed a guy I felt pretty gay..

Silver TongueEdit

• Silver_Tongue: I have something of a penis.

SpanambulaEdit

• Spanambula: When I woke up this morning, I did not expect to factor in the exploding penises.

SteelOrochuEdit

• SteelOrochu: i have an unexplained urge to hump spans leg
• SteelOrochu: I SAID PENIS BITCH

SteelOrochu: PENIS PENIS PENIS

• SteelOrochu: im bored enough i could choke a kitten right now

SulacuEdit

• Sulacu: You fat, swollen stump of an inbred pygmea fuckchat
• Sulacu: I AM A SHARK. I AM A SHARK. FELLATE ME, FOR VERILY I AM A SHARK
• Sulacu: Xuan's mind is all like 'brb, epiphany'
• Sulacu: My ego is nursing a semi now
• Sulacu: Argh, again, the great pulsating wang of life shoots a fat, boiling wad of reality on my face.

TK-SquaredEdit

• TK-Squared: That's it.

TK-Squared: kicking time.

*** TK-Squared was kicked by TK-Squared (INSOLENCE IS NOT PERMITTED)

• TK-Squared: I AM GOING TO INFILTRATE EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR MIBBIT LIFE, HAVVY, WITH BRO.
• TK-Squared: Someone

TK-Squared: weigh your cock

TK-Sqaured: FOR SCIENCE

Undead_KnaveEdit

• Undead_Knave: Analogies are not like sandwiches in that I'm making one now.

MultipleEdit

• TK-Squared: Span taps two forests and plays http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/6/6c/m0033.jpg

Sulacu: Hm. I ttly want to <╝ that

• Valentine_the_R: Why

Valentine_the_R: Are

Valentine_the_R: Some

Valentine_the_R: People

Valentine_the_R: So

Valentine_the_R: Re

Valentine_the_R: Tar

Valentine_the_R: Ted

TK-Squared: Retarded, dumbfuck.

• Bunnie: Because Bunnie answers to NO ONE

Daniel_Draco: hey Bun?

Bunnie: Hey DD

Daniel_Draco: you just answered to me

Bunnie: ...

Bunnie: Fuck you DD

• I99_3_181_66: Let's just stop fighting for a minute.

TK-Squared: Fight would imply you have a chance.

• I99_3_181_66: At least my mom wasn't in crack whore magazine, TK.

TK-Squared: They have a magazine about Crack Whores?

TK-Squared: Holy shit, that's awesome!

• I99_3_181_66: I'm above this I'm above this. Shout up you cock sucking thnder cunt.

Surgo: best quote ever

Surgo: "I'm above this...wait I'm not"

TK-Squared: I shall shout up!

• TK-Squared: INCEST IS BAD, MOTHERFUCKER.

I99_3_181_66: You keep talking 'bout insest, TK.

TK-Squared: Dude, I spelt it right for you.

TK-Squared: How do you spell it wrong?

• I99_3_181_66: No. I have no family issues. You on the other hand... I'm not so sure.

TK-Squared: Of course you're not sure.

TK-Squared: You don't know my family.

TK-Squared: Dumbass.

• I99_3_181_66: You're a sick fuck, you know that?

TK-Squared: You're like captain obvious on steroids.

• I99_3_181_66: I have an IQ of 210.

TK-Squared: You got a 0 on your 21.

• I99_3_181_66: I'm sorry.

I99_3_181_66: That you're a BTARD!

TK-Squared: Is that like Bastard with the as?

I99_3_181_66: I'm insulting up. and if you're to slow to get that, you shouldn't be on the computer with out perental supervison.

TK-Squared: You're insulting up?

TK-Squared: Is it like... A ladder?

TK-Squared: Was "Btard" the next level?

• GarfieldofBorg: Good riddence that TK is gone.

TK-Squared: Hi

• TK-Squared: Daniel.

Daniel_Draco: yes?

TK-Squared: My one true love.

Daniel_Draco: ...

TK-Squared: Let us elope.

Daniel_Draco: o.o

• ElderBiniChild: dude what is there not to like about a monk?

TK-Squared: What is there to like?

TK-Squared: Multiple Ability Dependacies?

TK-Squared: Lack of proficincy in unarmed attacks?

TK-Squared: Dependancies on magic items like no other?

TK-Squared: A medium attack bonus for a melee class?

TK-Squared: d8 HD?

TK-Squared: Subpar damage?

TK-Squared: Maybe... Maybe... The ability to not wear armour?

*** ElderBiniChild [~7f000001@tundra] has quit [Quit: CGI:IRC]

TK-Squared: the truth is always hard.

• A_Mysterious_Cl: And you assume that I have a desire for sex. You are incorrect.

TK-Squared: Because you're fat.

A_Mysterious_Cl: Irrelevant.

TK-Squared: Butterball.

TK-Squared: It's not really a lack of desire for sex, it's more the fact that no-one WANTS to have sex with you. amrite or amirite?

TK-Squared: OR IS THAT IRRELEVANT?

A_Mysterious_Cl: No, TK, you are quite wrong.

A_Mysterious_Cl: I have had a girlfriend once. Broke my heart to have to break up with her.

TK-Squared: "Griflriend".

TK-Squared: Do you mean

TK-Squared: a real doll?

TK-Squared: Did she break under your MOUNTAINOUS WEIGHT?

A_Mysterious_Cl: No, a living breathing human being with thoughts and feelings of her own. And your assumption makes no sense. Why in hell would I sit on her?

• Dragon_Child: Who the hell sends their first email to a class that you've never talked to yet with the subject: <From the desk of (teacher name)>

Daniel_Draco: (teacher name) does

TK-Squared: (teacher nmae) does.

Dragon_Child: Go fuck yourselves

• Ganteka: 4 is a manly number

Ganteka: 8 is totally girly

Daniel_Draco: Yup. 4 has a hole and a shaft, and 8 has two holes.

Ehsteve: then what the fuck is 9?

Daniel_Draco: a guy with a curved wang

Ehsteve: what about 6?

Daniel Draco: same guy facing the other way

Ehsteve: what about 69?

*** Lord_Dhazriel [~7f000001@tundra] has joined #tavern

Ehsteve: GAY!

Daniel_Draco: gay

Lord_Dhazriel: back<

Ehsteve: wow

Lord_Dhazriel: ...

• Sulacu: I don't really have anything to say to the guy.

Sulacu: The one post I made on the subject got me the boot, so that has given me more than enough clarity on the matter

Dragon_Child: Alec- You just have gestures, right?

Sulacu: Gestures, DC?

Dragon_Child: As in, a finger.

Dragon_Child: Or possibly an ass.

Dragon_Child: Mooning is underrated

Sulacu: I have those, yes

Sulacu: But those are reserved for use against better people.

Sulacu: Than GD, that is

Daniel Draco: he's not worthy of viewing your superior ass?

Sulacu: Why would I show my ass to a guy that banned me?

Sulacu: You know what happens anyway when you show your ass to a dick.

Sulacu: It can be painful.

• Bunkie: I am looking on the sex offenders website...

Ganteka: looking for dates?

• TK-Squared: Time to play M:TW

*** Jared joined #dnd

DanielDraco: Mothers: The Wankening?

TK-Squared: Hot.

Jared: O_O

• Surgo: aha, a sidebar that explains what a "tank" is

TK-Squared: What is a tank?

DanielDraco: a large receptacle, container, or structure for holding a liquid or gas

TK-Squared: No, it's a military vehicle.

TK-Squared: dumbass.

TK-Squared: Words don't have multiple meanings.

DanielDraco: That's a humvee, idiot.

TK-Squared: When you get blown up by a Humvee's cannon, call me.

Cidolfas: A military vehicle with a co-axial turret, treads, and a large cannon

DanielDraco: Official literature is not capable of blowing things up.

TK-Squared: Cannon, not canon.

DanielDraco: Words don't have the same sounds but different meanings.

DanielDraco: Or spellings.

TK-Squared: Don't bring homonyms into this.

TK-Squared: or the lack thereof.

DanielDraco: Don't call me a homonym!

TK-Squared: That's what she said.

DanielDraco: To your mother.

TK-Squared: In the butt.

DanielDraco: Last night.

TK-Squared: In bed.

DanielDraco: While you watch.

TK-Squared: The Fresh Prince.

DanielDraco: On TiVo.

TK-Squared: With a cat.

DanielDraco: On your lap.

TK-Squared: Purring.

DanielDraco: Sexually.

TK-Squared: With your father.

DanielDraco: Purring.

TK-Squared: Sexually.

DanielDraco: At Will Smith.

TK-Squared: True facts.

• *** Novaform joined #dnd

Aarnott: Wait -- if they are ponies, then I was right about the phallus.

Novaform: Sorry 'bout the wait.

Novaform: What... Did I just walk into...

ContactEdit

To contact me outside the wiki, use one of the following methods (in descending order of preference):

twitter: @malnormalulo
email: [email protected]
facebook: if I know you personally from here I'll probably give you the link, but you'll have to ask for it through some other channel