I am an admin on this wiki, so feel free to contact me with any wiki problems. I also try to be a helpful guy in general, so contact me with whatever other problems too, if you'd like.
However, I don't hang around here much any more, so you should probably check the bottom of the page if you want to get in touch.
- 1 My Articles
- 2 As Contributor
- 3 Works in progress
- 4 Miscellaneous
- 5 Character Sheets
- 6 Quotes
- 6.1 Aarnott
- 6.2 Bunkie (Bunnie)
- 6.3 Thundergod Cid
- 6.4 Eiji-kun (Eiji)
- 6.5 G---\\
- 6.6 Ganteka Future (Ganteka)
- 6.7 GoldDragon
- 6.8 Leziad (Lord Dhazriel)
- 6.9 LordSalazar666 (Salazar666)
- 6.10 Lothar
- 6.11 Portiapendragon
- 6.12 Risek
- 6.13 Silver Tongue
- 6.14 Spanambula
- 6.15 SteelOrochu
- 6.16 Sulacu
- 6.17 TK-Squared
- 6.18 Undead_Knave
- 6.19 Multiple
- 7 Contact
You may consider any material for which I am listed as the sole author to be licensed under CC-BY 3.0 Unported, rather than the default CC-BY-SA. Essentially this means that you are much freer in choosing what license to use for your own derivative works.
|Arcing||Weapon Enhancement||—||September 5, 2007|
|Banhammer||Magic Weapon||—||July 12, 2008|
|Bear-chucks||Weapon||—||January 3, 2009|
|Boots of the Swift Step||Wondrous Item||—||July 10, 2008|
|Clinically Depressed Robot||Flaw||—||April 1, 2008|
|Coin of Mortality||Cursed Item||—||October 15, 2007|
|Dark Arcana||Invocation||VH||November 10, 2007|
|Detect Disease||Spell||L||July 10, 2007|
|Dihiryn||Race||—||April 30, 2007|
|Dust of Magic Finding||Wondrous Item||—||July 13, 2007|
|Eidolon Aspirant||Prestige Class||???||June 5, 2009|
|Elsebane||Weapon Enhancement||—||August 23, 2012|
|Enduring||Weapon Enhancement||—||September 5, 2007|
|Fell Archery||Invocation||???||November 10, 2007|
|Fell Warrior||Prestige Class||???||November 9, 2007|
|Force Blast||Invocation||M||February 3, 2008|
|Full of Surprises||Feat||H||June 19, 2008|
|Gentleman Explorer||Base Class||H||August 17, 2012|
|Gravitist||Prestige Class||VH||June 8, 2007|
|Greater Manyspell Storing||Weapon Enhancement||—||December 11, 2007|
|Source-Limited Bonuses||Variant Rule||—||October 28, 2012|
|Greater Spell Heightening||Weapon Enhancement||—||September 5, 2007|
|Greater Spellcatching||Weapon Enhancement||—||May 10, 2008|
|Hellscorched Spell||Feat||H||December 6, 2008|
|Improved Whip Proficiency||Feat||M||June 30, 2008|
|Improved Spell Heightening||Weapon Enhancement||—||September 5, 2007|
|Least Spell Heightening||Weapon Enhancement||—||September 5, 2007|
|Lesser Spell Heightening||Weapon Enhancement||—||September 5, 2007|
|Magician||Feat||???||June 16, 2009|
|Mystic Revenant||Template||—||November 30, 2007|
|Quadrimurfractiphobia||Flaw||—||March 17, 2008|
|Rhodotauric Elixir||Wondrous Item||—||November 27, 2008|
|Soul Collector||Prestige Class||???||May 8, 2007|
|Spell Empowering||Weapon Enhancement||—||September 5, 2007|
|Spell Extending||Weapon Enhancement||—||September 5, 2007|
|Spell Maximizing||Weapon Enhancement||—||September 5, 2007|
|Spellcatching||Weapon Enhancement||—||December 11, 2007|
|Unarmed Mind Blade||Feat||L||April 30, 2008|
|Wastecrawler||Race||—||June 2, 2008|
|Weapon Fineness||Feat||H||August 14, 2011|
Works in progress
Unseen (3.5e Prestige Class) / old
Daunting Assailant (3.5e Class) / old
Artifice Adept (3.5e Prestige Class) / old
Somnoccultist (3.5e Class) / old
Negative Energy Revamp (3.5e Variant Rule) / old
Sonic Mage (3.5e Prestige Class) / old
Sublime Incarnate (3.5e Prestige Class) / old
Mystic Leech (3.5e Monster)
Evil Clown (3.5e Class) / old
Mystic Knight (3.5e Class)
Random Character Concept Generator - picks two random classes from all viable WotC 3e base classes and a few classes on the wiki
WotC Failures - classes that WotC made and are viable concepts, but didn't work out
Gred - Eternal Night
Ivan - Eternal Night
Dalen - Faltharis
K'zekti - Legacy of Darkness
Nit - Animerron
Wobaita - Broken Planet
Dob - Eternal Night
Wisixu - Eternal Night
Squish - Haven
Varbolna - Legacy of Darkness
Giavi - The Mourners
Bregen - World of Lore
Phineas - World of Lore
Taewo - Reclaimed
Tik - Ancestry
Ktenkath - Divine Quest
Glevend - Divine Quest (cohort)
Clang - World of Ruin
Dorian - Sky Pirates
- Aarnott: I KNEW IT. TK stands for "The King". TK is from Britain. Therefore, he is Prince William: The next in line to be king. QED
- Aarnott: The squared part refers to the inbreeding.
- Bunnie: I has a wiener now
- Bunnie: DD, you make my penis hard.
- Bunnie: I have penis butter filling
- Bunnie: peanut
- Bunkie: Lol omg. I just told Gan we had a poop party. I meant 'pool party'
- BGCid stops beating off to images of a donkey
- Eiji: Eiji is the terror which faps in the night.
- Eiji: FLAPS FLAPS!!!
- G---\\: i made my brother eat a sock filled with raw hamburger meat
- Ganteka: I appear to be the straight man in this comedy routine somehow
- Ganteka: I have cactus-like reflexes
- Ganteka: The Present: Inspired by the future of the past.
- GoldDragon: dammit TK, you really bring out the gay in me.
- Lord_Dhazriel: it why Charsima is no longer considered physical attractiveness
- Lord_Dhazriel: because having big boobs shouldn't make your spells more difficult to resist
- Salazar666: oh fuck off, If you can't handle the heat, don't stick your penis in a fire elemental
- Lothar: now remember everyone eat your vaggies!
- Portiapendragon: Now, now. Violence is not the answer.
- Portiapendragon: Violence is the question. Yes is the answer.
- Risek: Actually, the last time I kissed a guy I felt pretty gay..
- Silver_Tongue: I have something of a penis.
- Spanambula: When I woke up this morning, I did not expect to factor in the exploding penises.
- SteelOrochu: i have an unexplained urge to hump spans leg
- SteelOrochu: I SAID PENIS BITCH
- SteelOrochu: PENIS PENIS PENIS
- SteelOrochu: im bored enough i could choke a kitten right now
- Sulacu: You fat, swollen stump of an inbred pygmea fuckchat
- Sulacu: I AM A SHARK. I AM A SHARK. FELLATE ME, FOR VERILY I AM A SHARK
- Sulacu: Xuan's mind is all like 'brb, epiphany'
- Sulacu: My ego is nursing a semi now
- Sulacu: Argh, again, the great pulsating wang of life shoots a fat, boiling wad of reality on my face.
- TK-Squared: That's it.
- TK-Squared: kicking time.
- *** TK-Squared was kicked by TK-Squared (INSOLENCE IS NOT PERMITTED)
- TK-Squared: I AM GOING TO INFILTRATE EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR MIBBIT LIFE, HAVVY, WITH BRO.
- TK-Squared: Someone
- TK-Squared: weigh your cock
- TK-Sqaured: FOR SCIENCE
- Analogies are not like sandwiches in that I'm making one now.
- TK-Squared: Span taps two forests and plays http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/6/6c/m0033.jpg
- Sulacu: Hm. I ttly want to <╝ that
- Valentine_the_R: Why
- Valentine_the_R: Are
- Valentine_the_R: Some
- Valentine_the_R: People
- Valentine_the_R: So
- Valentine_the_R: Re
- Valentine_the_R: Tar
- Valentine_the_R: Ted
- TK-Squared: Retarded, dumbfuck.
- Bunnie: Because Bunnie answers to NO ONE
- Daniel_Draco: hey Bun?
- Bunnie: Hey DD
- Daniel_Draco: you just answered to me
- Bunnie: ...
- Bunnie: Fuck you DD
- I99_3_181_66: Let's just stop fighting for a minute.
- TK-Squared: Fight would imply you have a chance.
- I99_3_181_66: At least my mom wasn't in crack whore magazine, TK.
- TK-Squared: They have a magazine about Crack Whores?
- TK-Squared: Holy shit, that's awesome!
- I99_3_181_66: I'm above this I'm above this. Shout up you cock sucking thnder cunt.
- Surgo: best quote ever
- Surgo: "I'm above this...wait I'm not"
- TK-Squared: I shall shout up!
- TK-Squared: INCEST IS BAD, MOTHERFUCKER.
- I99_3_181_66: You keep talking 'bout insest, TK.
- TK-Squared: Dude, I spelt it right for you.
- TK-Squared: How do you spell it wrong?
- I99_3_181_66: No. I have no family issues. You on the other hand... I'm not so sure.
- TK-Squared: Of course you're not sure.
- TK-Squared: You don't know my family.
- TK-Squared: Dumbass.
- I99_3_181_66: You're a sick fuck, you know that?
- TK-Squared: You're like captain obvious on steroids.
- I99_3_181_66: I have an IQ of 210.
- TK-Squared: You got a 0 on your 21.
- I99_3_181_66: I'm sorry.
- I99_3_181_66: That you're a BTARD!
- TK-Squared: Is that like Bastard with the as?
- I99_3_181_66: I'm insulting up. and if you're to slow to get that, you shouldn't be on the computer with out perental supervison.
- TK-Squared: You're insulting up?
- TK-Squared: Is it like... A ladder?
- TK-Squared: Was "Btard" the next level?
- GarfieldofBorg: Good riddence that TK is gone.
- TK-Squared: Hi
- TK-Squared: Daniel.
- Daniel_Draco: yes?
- TK-Squared: My one true love.
- Daniel_Draco: ...
- TK-Squared: Let us elope.
- Daniel_Draco: o.o
- ElderBiniChild: dude what is there not to like about a monk?
- TK-Squared: What is there to like?
- TK-Squared: Multiple Ability Dependacies?
- TK-Squared: Lack of proficincy in unarmed attacks?
- TK-Squared: Dependancies on magic items like no other?
- TK-Squared: A medium attack bonus for a melee class?
- TK-Squared: d8 HD?
- TK-Squared: Subpar damage?
- TK-Squared: Maybe... Maybe... The ability to not wear armour?
- *** ElderBiniChild [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: CGI:IRC]
- TK-Squared: the truth is always hard.
- A_Mysterious_Cl: And you assume that I have a desire for sex. You are incorrect.
- TK-Squared: Because you're fat.
- A_Mysterious_Cl: Irrelevant.
- TK-Squared: Butterball.
- TK-Squared: It's not really a lack of desire for sex, it's more the fact that no-one WANTS to have sex with you. amrite or amirite?
- TK-Squared: OR IS THAT IRRELEVANT?
- A_Mysterious_Cl: No, TK, you are quite wrong.
- A_Mysterious_Cl: I have had a girlfriend once. Broke my heart to have to break up with her.
- TK-Squared: "Griflriend".
- TK-Squared: Do you mean
- TK-Squared: a real doll?
- TK-Squared: Did she break under your MOUNTAINOUS WEIGHT?
- A_Mysterious_Cl: No, a living breathing human being with thoughts and feelings of her own. And your assumption makes no sense. Why in hell would I sit on her?
- Dragon_Child: Who the hell sends their first email to a class that you've never talked to yet with the subject: <From the desk of (teacher name)>
- Daniel_Draco: (teacher name) does
- TK-Squared: (teacher nmae) does.
- Dragon_Child: Go fuck yourselves
- Ganteka: 4 is a manly number
- Ganteka: 8 is totally girly
- Daniel_Draco: Yup. 4 has a hole and a shaft, and 8 has two holes.
- Ehsteve: then what the fuck is 9?
- Daniel_Draco: a guy with a curved wang
- Ehsteve: what about 6?
- Daniel Draco: same guy facing the other way
- Ehsteve: what about 69?
- *** Lord_Dhazriel [[email protected]] has joined #tavern
- Ehsteve: GAY!
- Daniel_Draco: gay
- Lord_Dhazriel: back<
- Ehsteve: wow
- Lord_Dhazriel: ...
- Sulacu: I don't really have anything to say to the guy.
- Sulacu: The one post I made on the subject got me the boot, so that has given me more than enough clarity on the matter
- Dragon_Child: Alec- You just have gestures, right?
- Sulacu: Gestures, DC?
- Dragon_Child: As in, a finger.
- Dragon_Child: Or possibly an ass.
- Dragon_Child: Mooning is underrated
- Sulacu: I have those, yes
- Sulacu: But those are reserved for use against better people.
- Sulacu: Than GD, that is
- Daniel Draco: he's not worthy of viewing your superior ass?
- Sulacu: Why would I show my ass to a guy that banned me?
- Sulacu: You know what happens anyway when you show your ass to a dick.
- Sulacu: It can be painful.
- Bunkie: I am looking on the sex offenders website...
- Ganteka: looking for dates?
- TK-Squared: Time to play M:TW
- *** Jared joined #dnd
- DanielDraco: Mothers: The Wankening?
- TK-Squared: Hot.
- Jared: O_O
- Surgo: aha, a sidebar that explains what a "tank" is
- TK-Squared: What is a tank?
- DanielDraco: a large receptacle, container, or structure for holding a liquid or gas
- TK-Squared: No, it's a military vehicle.
- TK-Squared: dumbass.
- TK-Squared: Words don't have multiple meanings.
- DanielDraco: That's a humvee, idiot.
- TK-Squared: When you get blown up by a Humvee's cannon, call me.
- Cidolfas: A military vehicle with a co-axial turret, treads, and a large cannon
- DanielDraco: Official literature is not capable of blowing things up.
- TK-Squared: Cannon, not canon.
- DanielDraco: Words don't have the same sounds but different meanings.
- DanielDraco: Or spellings.
- TK-Squared: Don't bring homonyms into this.
- TK-Squared: or the lack thereof.
- DanielDraco: Don't call me a homonym!
- TK-Squared: That's what she said.
- DanielDraco: To your mother.
- TK-Squared: In the butt.
- DanielDraco: Last night.
- TK-Squared: In bed.
- DanielDraco: While you watch.
- TK-Squared: The Fresh Prince.
- DanielDraco: On TiVo.
- TK-Squared: With a cat.
- DanielDraco: On your lap.
- TK-Squared: Purring.
- DanielDraco: Sexually.
- TK-Squared: With your father.
- DanielDraco: Purring.
- TK-Squared: Sexually.
- DanielDraco: At Will Smith.
- TK-Squared: True facts.
- *** Novaform joined #dnd
- Aarnott: Wait -- if they are ponies, then I was right about the phallus.
- Novaform: Sorry 'bout the wait.
- Novaform: What... Did I just walk into...
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